Chocolate Wrappers

Nate got a new supply of chocolate in for office chocolate rations, and these have individual wrappers…

“My chocolate wrappers are advising me to sin.” – Christy, reading her ration wrappers.

“Is there a reason that the Usborne duck is perched there on foam above the shelves?” – Laura, staring meditatively at the office shelving.
“Um… it’s the patron saint of the warehouse?” – Christy

On homeschooling as a career…
“It actually makes good economic sense. You sacrifice your life for the education of four persons. Or six, or eleven, or however many.” – Christy
“However many it takes to make a full quiver.” – Laura, wickedly
“Let’s just leave the full quiver out of this, okay?” – Christy

“Here, Christy, this is a less sinful wrapper.” – Laura, showing Christy a chocolate wrapper, which says, “Get your feet massaged.”

“’When two hearts race, both win.’” – Charity, reading a chocolate ration wrapper aloud.
“Who writes these things?!?!” – Christy

The wrapper reads: “Do what feels right.”
“Nate, dare I inquire what your chocolate wrapper says?” – Christy
“It’s your typical goofy… it’s trash.” – Nate, handing Christy his wrapper to read.
“I’d agree with that assessment, both literally and symbolically.” – Christy to Nate, after reading

Fonts again…
“Arial Narrow! Forsooth! What have I done to deserve this?” – Christy
“It’s a common failing of Tapestry.” – Laura
“What is?” – Christy
“Arial Narrow.” – Laura
“Oh.” – Christy

“Do you know who Peter the Great reminds me most of? Toad. Of Toad Hall.” – Christy
“Yes!” – Laura