Zebulun and False True/False

“Zebulun and Issachar got ripped off. So did Dan. So did Benjamin. So did Naphtali! Look at this! And Simeon is in the middle of Judah. Talk about big-brother domination! For your whole life… and your descendants’ lives. Issachar has it worst. Oh, man! I’d hate to be a Zebulunite!” – Davy monologuing to himself on the subject of tribal allotments in the Promised Land. He’s doing a graphic for a Tapestry quiz on it.

“All right, who moved my sharpie?” – Nate
“I did! I did! I’m guilty! Kill me!” – Davy

“You don’t want me? You don’t want me because I don’t have only one [computer] cord? If I were perfectly beautiful and had only one cord, would you keep me?” – Christy to Nate, punning off lines from Anne of Green Gables.

“Let joy be unconfined! Let there be dancing in the streets, laughing in the saloons, and spelunking in the parlors!” – Nate
“Did he just say ‘spelunking’?” – Laura
“Yes!” – Davy

“The Roman army won many wars because of its tortoises. The army bred and raised these bands of turtles, which could be poisoned and released into a besieged city’s water supply. When most of the people inside lay dying from poison, the city would usually surrender.” – Christy, reading her false answer aloud.
“No, Christy.” – Nate
“Oh, c’mon! I think it would make a great false true/false question! It’s plausible!” – Christy
“No, Christy.” – Nate
“You guys have no idea how hard it is to write false true/false questions.” – Christy, sighing and deleting.