In My Absence....

Have some Lampstand quotes. :-)

The new motto of our company, as written by Grace: “Smile and go to Starbucks.”

“David, not to jeopardize your good feelings…” – Laura

“One time I drank a lava lamp. It didn’t taste like lava.” – Grace

“I love it when people just give me their ID! It’s like ‘poof!’ A little magic number!” – Marjorie

“Twenty-seven year plans! Nathan, did you tell them they got free little magical lawn gnomes or something?!?!” – Grace

“Grace, beautiful music accompanies your voice every time you speak.” – David, talking to Grace on the intercom.
“Abbi, will you sing and make beautiful music to accompany my voice?” – David, preparing to use the intercom.
“You people are crazy.” – Grace

"There's only so far a toothbrush can go..." – Casey, with a sigh, scrubbing a dirty coffeepot with Nate’s old toothbrush.

“At three o’clock we are going to have the First Annual Fry-the-Egg-on-the-Sidewalk ceremony. You are all invited.” – Casey. The funniest thing is, she’s dead serious. There is an egg in the fridge. It will be fried at 3 PM.

“I don’t understand people.” – Christy
“Let me explain them to you. The first thing you need to know is that there are boys and girls. They may seem the same, but they are really quite different. You okay with that so far?” – Davy
“Uh-huh…” - Christy
“Okay. There’s a lot of secondary stuff, but basically guys want food and girls want…um… flowers…..” – Davy

“We need to steal our microwave…” – Christy, thinking out loud
“Do you frequently steal things that already belong to you?”- Laura

“As the voice of Tapestry, I can say that animals do not talk or have kingdoms, whatever my personal reservations on the subject.” – Laura

“Oh, that’s horrible! Snip off my badge! I am not worthy to be a Lit major! I cannot believe that I just said ‘crystallinely’!” – Christy