What Do You Get When...

Compliments of my brother David, who was answers the following question (posed by a friend of his): "What do you get when you cross Mr. Darcy and Mr. Knightley?"

David replies:

Either Mr. Knighcy or Mr. Dartly. Mr. Knighcy is the good one, with all of Knightly's charisma and forthrightness, combined with Darcy's honor and nobility. Mr. Dartly is the bad one, with Darcy's withdrawn and critical nature, and Knightly's tendency to confront, even when unpleasant. He only ventures out of his shell to unleash railing criticisms, usually of widows or orphans.