The Office: Season 6 -- "The Homest Fry"

Life in The Office continues as hairy and hilarious as ever. Recently we welcomed Peter back to the show, but otherwise the cast remains---considering the state of the brains involved---remarkably stable....

“Wow! I’ve arrived; now I’m a home fry.” – Mom
“You are the homest fry.” – David

“You’re a penguin.” – David to Christy

In the following conversation, David never knew what it was that Christy was “oops-ing” about:

“Oops!” – Christy
“Whoops-a-buttercup.” – David
“Pretty much.” – Christy
“Did you break it?” – David
“No; it was already broken” – Christy

“We’re organizing our lives. It’s this whole ‘turning 50’ thing” – Mom, about herself and Dad
“What do we mean by ‘organizing our lives’?” – Christy
“We mean our faith, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.” – Mom
“I think you’ve been doing too much with the Declaration of Independence.” – Christy

“I will uncan a jar of whupping on you if you misquote me.” – David

“That’s false! It as false as a piece of toast….disguised…as a cake!” – David, groping for a way to make his metaphor stick

“Are you a careful bouquet or a wild cluster?” – Christy to David
“Wild cluster all the way.” – David

“Hungry sailors always leads to defeat” – Peter

“Brittainy.” – Christy
“Hmmm?” – Brittainy
“Apparently, we basically got all our hard sciences from the Arabs, via the Crusades. Math, chemistry, biology, everything. Do you know what this means?” – Christy, who is researching the scientific revolution
“Umm…. It means that God had a purpose?” – Brittainy
“No. It means we should never have gone crusading.” – Christy