Season 7: "I'm A Little Nervous About My Lunch"

“Was it you who doesn’t like Chris Rice? Are you that philistine?” – Christy to David
“Actually, I think of myself as more of a Moabite.” – David

“Yo.” – Mom, on IM to Dana
“Yo, homey dog.” – Dana
::bursts of laughter from Mom fill the office::
“Is this MY Dana?” – Mom
“(Took you by surprise, huh?)” – Dana

“David, I think you’re pretty much the quintessential brother.” – Brittainy
“I think that’s the nicest thing anybody’s ever said to me.” – David

“His octopus is yelling at me!” – Mom, on Dad’s IM icon

“Let’s all just go to a matinee.” – Mom, in the middle of the work day
“Wow. I think that’s possibly the most irresponsible thing I’ve ever heard you say.” – Christy

“Finding you can change, Amy. Learning you were wrong!” – Christy, quoting Beauty and the Beast
“I’m not wrong. David’s wrong.” – Amy

“Fun with formatting! Let’s all play with little spaces!” – Mom
“Um… I think maybe you need to take a turn around the house.” – Christy
“One too many clicks with a mouse!” – Mom

“It’s basically the best thing ever in western civilization” – David on McDonald’s

“That’s because I’m focused! I’m doing the work that Mom has for me. And then you come along and say that I’m not being funny enough, and then I get distracted from my work just so that I can come up with lots of hilarious quotes!” – David, waving his arms in the air
“Shhh!” – Mom
“And then that happens!” – David

“Susan smooches Caspian, okay!” – Charity
“That’s horrible!” – Christy
“Maybe it was for luck.” – Marjorie

“I’m a little nervous…. About my lunch.” – Amy, out of nowhere.

“You can’t eat a pancake backwards!” – Amy

“I think that Marjorie and Ben are ready to vote for me as Emperor of the World.” – David
“Why?” – Mom
“Well, Marjorie is on board for the whole ‘square countries’ thing [David said that if he is ever Emperor of the World, he will make all the countries square so that mapmaking will be simpler]… and I think we pretty much won Ben to our side by promising to standardize spelling… we’re gonna get rid of ‘C’ first.” – David, working on an exceptionally squiggly and complex map of the German territories of 1800.

“Body suppressed…! What do you mean, ‘body suppressed’!?” – Christy, talking to her email.

“When I’m Emperor, the world anthem will be ‘Dooby-do’” – David